nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 


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hyacin-th:

this is literally the greatest video in the entire world

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gunpowderchant:

Get your facts straight, CNN.

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.

Headcanon accepted.


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camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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